Part of last night’s costume. Halloween fun fact: fishnets and chain mail don’t mix. Snag city, kids. Lesson learned.
I just came back from lunch with one of my girls who knows that I write this ridiculousness. We were talking about end of the month costume ideas, and she jokingly suggested that I dress up like Coke Talk for Halloween — red satin jacket, grey sweats, trucker hat, big sunglasses, and a half full baby bottle.
Oh, the irony.
It’s a shame I couldn’t get away with it really, because it’s a hilarious fucking costume idea.
That’s why you should go as Coke Talk.
Yep. I’m serious. If you’re a fan of my shit and still haven’t found a costume that’s both comfortable and a conversation starter, look no further than the picture of Britney on my blog.
Maybe it’s a little douchey of me to assume that anybody would want to dress up like Coke Talk for Halloween, but fuck it. I’m not selling anything, and I think this’ll be righteous fun.
If you do decide to coke it up this Halloween, email me plenty of pictures of you in your costume. I’ll be sure to hook you up with some kind of cool, personalized type thank you situation.
Can’t wait to see how this goes.