Hipster Comedy Sex

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I’d like to see Kristen Schaal and Demetri Martin get together for some deadpan and awkwardly timed hipster comedy sex involving a bunch of unnecessary props and visual aids. Watching them fuck would be inherently funnier than either of their stand-up acts. Plus, if they eventually had a baby together, it would be yet another of their family members they could trudge out on stage for a self-indulgent performance-art based finale.