I’m tired of living in a world with kings and queens and peasants who kill for their imaginary gods.
Oh, and for the record, my brand new, totally inappropriate, never-gonna-happen crush who serendipitously ended up as my date for New Years Eve is lying naked next to me in my bed as I type all of this. Happy New Year, indeed.
Holy shit. I just bought an original Kii Arens Pussy Riot print for a gram of blow.
“In what is believed to be an effort at promotion, authorities said that members of a band called Imperial Stars blocked all but one lane of the southbound 101 with a large truck advertising the band. The group has a song called “Traffic Jam 101.”
Let me state emphatically for the record, this is not rock and roll. This is world class douchbaggery, and with LA traffic, it should be a hanging offense.
If you saw this incident and your instinct involved extending your pinky, index finger, and/or thumb into the air, please get the garden shears out of the shed, because you need to be taught a fucking lesson.
Imperial Stars? Are you kidding me? Look at those idiots on the side of that truck. They would have been stale as an SNL sketch much less as an attempt at an actual band.
Oh look, kids. It’s Dane Cook, Jeremy Piven, and Kid Rock indicating how many dead hookers they have stashed in their Hummers.
I suppose only one question remains — who should be the fourth man on Mount Douchemore?