Coke Talk of the Day
Jim Henson should make my pussy into a muppet. My pussy would be called The Rainbow Connection, and she would have a little tampon sidekick named Rag who’d be just like Beeker.
My pussy would be part of the original cast of the Muppet Show and would not live on Sesame Street, because that would be weird.
My pussy would have an on again/off again relationship with Animal, because my pussy likes drummers, and you know that crazy little bastard gives gives good felt.
Kermit would confess that my pussy is the reason he learned to play the banjo.
I am so fucked up right now.