Cougars

 

“Cougar Convention” women scare me. I pray my vagina falls out of my undercarriage like a burnt out transmission before I become like them.

When I’m well into my second half-century, I hope I have enough self respect to acquire a taste for equally-aged cock (or hang up the spurs altogether) before feeling the need to suck the life force out of some frat boy with an oedipal complex.