I can’t show it to you yet, but here’s a little sneak peak at something really exciting. This is the first sample from my upcoming line of Coquette handbags. Lemme tell you, it’s fucking gorgeous.

I’m calling this bag the “One Night Stand.” It’s hot shit, handmade in Los Angeles, and yes, it has a special interior pocket just for condoms.

You filthy whores are gonna love it.